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"I won't wrestle you unless thats what you want?" He asked, raising an eyebrow and giving a little smirk. He stepped closer, his lips just bare centimeters away from Illya's. "Yes, Peril? I need to know you can do this...or is it so repulsive to think about? Kissing me."

"Quite talking so much, Cowboy, it's annoying," Illya said in the least annoyed voice Napoleon might have ever heard.

He leaned forward, closing the space between them and brushing their lips but still unsure. He was a professional, he could do this. There was no ulterior motive.

At least that was Illya told himself.

Napoleon tilted his head a bit at the brushing of their lips, letting the other man get used to that before pulling him in for more. They would need to be convincing and just a prefunctory brushing of lips and a peck wouldn't do.

He had ulterior motives though and he would have no problem admitting to his attraction for the other man, if he didn't think it would get him murdered by the same man.

The blond let out a small surprised sound against his mouth but closed his eyes and groaned slightly as their teeth clashed. He tilted his chin, tongue flicking out to trace over Napoleon's lower lip.

The angle was much better now and Illya's hands moved to Napoleon's waist, twitching for a moment but he otherwise remained motionless.

He moaned as he practically melted against Illya, sliding his hands up his chest before wrapping his arms around his neck. His lips parted in a gasp when he felt that tongue, chasing after it with his own.

He pressed his body against Illya's trying to encourage him to do more.

Illya kissed back with just as much intent, shoving Napoleon against the wall and moaning against his mouth before he realized what was he doing. His brain caught up with him a second later and he stepped away, and stared at Napoleon, breathless. His cheeks were pink and his lips reddening from the kiss but his eyes were wide open and he looked like he wanted to bolt.

"I...that...should be convincing enough."

He was panting softly, pupils completely blown as he stared up at the blond. He swallowed, brushing his fingers through his hair before nodding. "I should say so, Peril. Who knew you had it in you."

Illya's eyes didn't look much better, mostly all black with a light blue ring around them. He averted his gaze the moment he noticed Napoleon looking so...edible, if he was allowed to think that.

He really didn't want to, because those were troublesome thoughts, ideas that could get them both killed. He felt his hands start to shake and clenched them into fists, trying to keep calm.

"You don't know many things about me, Cowboy." The voice was almost a whisper and Illya cleared his throat and spoke much louder a moment later."Shall we go?"

He continued to stare at him, clearing his voice before speaking. "Not for lack of trying, Peril. I've wanted to get to know more about you since we left Italy." He shrugged a shoulder before slipping away from the wall and going to the mirror.

He fixed his hair, making himself presentable before going to Illya and straightening out his clothes, making sure not to look him in the eyes.

"You might not like what you find out."

Came the quick reply even before Illya realized he had opened his big mouth to speak. He tilted his head at Napoleon's next move, it was almost domestic the way he was making sure Illya looked presentable. He allowed himself a small smile, taking advantage of the fact Napoleon wasn't looking at his face.

"Could ask if you wanted to know things." He wasn't promising an answer, but asking was allowed.

"You don't seem much for volunteering the information. Didn't think you'd want to tell me anything." He smoothed his hands down Illya's shirt, swallowing hard before finally looking up at him, locking eyes.

"You may not believe me, Illya, but you aren't just my partner. You're my friend." He withdrew his hands then, turning to go to the door. "Come on. There should be a car waiting for us."

"I don't, usually."

But anything that had happened today was far from normal by his standards. So what was some more madness in his life right now? He could always not answer if he became too uncomfortable.

He followed Napoleon quite meekly when the man walked away. Friend. What an odd concept, he didn't had many, if any, before. But he understood it well enough. He liked the American even if it was hard to admit.

"I believe you, Cowboy. It's just...why?"

He continued walking, thinking over the question and his answer carefully until they reached the car. "In Italy, you came back for me. You didn't have to, but you did. It meant more to me than I'm sure you know. Any other agent would have left me to continue the mission."

He got in the car, shrugging a shoulder and clearing his throat. "I want to know things outside of this life. Your childhood, your favorite things. Everything."

"And you fished me out of the water at the harbour." It meant a lot to Illya, especially because back then they didn't know each other all that well yet, and it would have been easier for Napoleon to just let him drown. Of course, gratitude wasn't the only reason why he came back to help him and the American probably knew it, but Illya could pretend and try not to be too obvious.

"Childhood is not interesting subject of conversation." It hurt too much and it would only make him angry. Illya didn't want that when they were finally having an amicable conversation. He looked outside the window, trusting Napoleon to get them where they had to go and offered a proper answer. "I like playing chess, reading...dancing too, on occasion, if it doesn't end in a wrestling match."

"I wanted to fish you out, even if we didn't exactly get along the best. Not that we do now either." He said absently, clearing his throat before staring out the front window. "You like chess? We should play sometime. I might be a bit rusty though, its been a while since I found anyone worth playing against."

He smiled at the wrestling comment, shaking his head. "You keep bringing up wrestling. Gaby must have done a number on you." He teased, laughing as he looked over at him. "I promise no wrestling. We'll just have to see how you put those dancing skills to use tonight."

That got Illya to look at him. "We do get along." And because he wasn't naïve, he quickly added. "Sometimes? I'd still rescue you from torture." What are social interactions and how you can master those? Someone send this Russian some help.

"She could take you down too." He wasn't even going to mention that she mostly took him off guard, it was a weak excuse and Gaby deserved better. She was a lil ball of angry that had earned his respect. Illya didn't look disgusted by the idea to dance with Napoleon, quite the opposite, but doing that in public..."We still need to finish the mission, don't forget that."

He chuckled, looking over at him briefly. "I would still rescue you as well. Every time." He said pointedly before looking away. "That is what partners do. What friends do." He said, giving a bit of a nod.

He laughed at the next, nodding. "Oh I know she could. That is why I don't bother trying to challenge her because she'd likely put me on my ass." He said, shrugging a shoulder and raising an eyebrow. "We will be pretending to be a couple, so dancing is on the charts."

Illya tried to hide a smile but it had become harder to do that since he spent more time around Napoleon. Napoleon wasn't looking and that help him save face but thee was to hiding the fondness of his voice. "So I've heard."

Then he snorted. Damn right, Gaby could and would.

"Hm. Not all couples dance, maybe we can do some other..." Illya waved a hand, pointing really at nothing. "...activity."

"We'll be expected to do...some things regardless. So its either we kiss a lot like a couple of teenagers and grope one another or we dance and talk." He said, glancing over again. "We want to sell this properly, remember?"

A few minutes later they were pulling up outside the club and he got out, handing the keys to the valet. "Not a scratch."

Illya gave him a suspicious look. No, it wasn't jealousy, not matter how close it looked to that. The Russian would always deny it.

"You seem to know very well how those clubs work, Cowboy."

Jesus, what did he get himself into? It wasn't because of the company, Illya just didn't like to put on a show, especially when it came to being intimate with a partner.

After Napoleon's line, he made sure to stare at the valet for a second too much, saying nothing. Illya wasn't trying to look threatening but he knew that his size alone made him intimidating enough and the valet quickly answered back with a 'yessirofcoursesir!' and scurried off. Illya almost grinned.

"I do happen to know how they work very well." He said, shrugging a shoulder like it meant nothing to him, even though it was obviously a sore subject from the set of his shoulders.

"Come now, we shouldn't be discussing these things on our date, love." He said, tssking his hand and smiling as they headed into the club. He smirked up at him for a moment.

"You never mentioned them to me before." Illya knew that Napoleon wasn't all happy and that he was probably asking like a dog with a bone but he was curious. Perhaps Napoleon visited that sort of establishments for fun and not just for missions where he had too....He shook his head and stopped his own train of thought. There was no good answer to that question, both made him angry, jealous or both.

He blinked at the change in attitude and nodded immediately. Time to be professionals. And if he happened to enjoy itself a little, well, no one needed to know.

"Sorry, handsome. " He moved closer to Napoleon, letting go of his hand to wraps an arm around his shoulders and murmur into his ear. To the other people, they gave the impression of a casual friendly pair.

"To your left, the tall man with the mustache and the tattoo on his wrist. Our mark's bodyguard, the other can't be far away."

He leaned into Illya, smiling up at him before glancing over and giving a small nod. He pulled the other closer to him, acting like it was nothing. "Buy me a drink, darling. I want to enjoy having you all to myself this evening."

He winked up at him, pulling him down into a deep kiss. He had every intention of driving Illya insane since there was a chance this would never happen again. "Maybe if you spoil me I'll show you a good time when we get out of here." He teased, leaning close to the bar.

This mission was going to be the end of him and Illya was sure of it now. Some people glanced at them when they walked it but their little display quickly made them look away and go back to their own affair.

"Of course....love." Endearments didn't come easy to him but hell if he was going to let Napoleon have the upper hand. Trying his best to relax and not make the kiss look forced, Illya bit down on Napoleon's lip for his audacity. The tip of his ears was beet red when he pushed away.

"Don't make promises you can't keep." He added between teeth before heading towards the bar.

His eyes widened a bit and he groaned when Illya bit his lip, nudging him before ordering a drink. It put them just a few people away from their target and he glanced over at the man before looking at Illya. "Do you see anyone you think is attractive, darling?"

He was hoping Illya would choose their target, maybe if the man noticed they were talking about him they could draw him into conversation. Then Napoleon could take over for the most part.

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